.Obey Your Claudia.

Farscape. Is. AWESOME.

D’Argo: The bad news is that you are married and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world.

Crichton: What’s the good news?

D’Argo: Chiana and I are having fantastic sex.

This is a rhetorical question but...

How many times is it necessary to yank on a locked door? Obviously a locked door with a sign that says “please use other entrance” is not enough to tell people that pulling on the door several times isn’t going to make the door magically open.

Bayonetta....

… is easily my favorite game ever.

2009 Revelations.

~Gaining 15 lbs. in a year is unacceptable.

~I’m really over this whole hipster-I-don’t-cut-my-hair-or-shower-or-wear-jeans-that-actually-fit thing. Seriously guys… TAKE A SHOWER, BUY REAL PANTS, A PRESSED SHIRT WON’T KILL YOU and for the love of all things holy…. SHAVE! You don’t take care of yourself and then complain about not getting with the ladies, it’s aggravating.

~I really don’t care about politics. They say it’s important to care… but is it really? Especially when everyone just argues and it doesn’t get anything done?

~The FDA should be ashamed of themselves for what they allow us to consume.

~America really should recycle more and stop being so selfish.

~We need to stop sending manufacturing to China, but in order for that to happen, America needs to stop shopping at Walmart and appreciate quality over low prices. Which will never happen, so thanks to americans for killing small specialty business!

~Lady GaGa is awesome.

~ I realized I’m a lot more sensitive than previously perceived.

~So far, I’m a disappointment to my parents. They would never say that, but I know it’s true. 

Here’s to 2009. You weren’t half bad even though you should’ve been stupendous. And here’s to 2010, you better rock my face off.