January 2010
12 posts
Leggings are not pants.
Stop it.
Farscape. Is. AWESOME.
D’Argo: The bad news is that you are married and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world.
Crichton: What’s the good news?
D’Argo: Chiana and I are having fantastic sex.
This is a rhetorical question but...
How many times is it necessary to yank on a locked door? Obviously a locked door with a sign that says “please use other entrance” is not enough to tell people that pulling on the door several times isn’t going to make the door magically open.
Bayonetta....
… is easily my favorite game ever.
2009 Revelations.
~Gaining 15 lbs. in a year is unacceptable.
~I’m really over this whole hipster-I-don’t-cut-my-hair-or-shower-or-wear-jeans-that-actually-fit thing. Seriously guys… TAKE A SHOWER, BUY REAL PANTS, A PRESSED SHIRT WON’T KILL YOU and for the love of all things holy…. SHAVE! You don’t take care of yourself and then complain about not getting with the ladies,...